Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
