I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Bring me that man meat
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Randomize
