I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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