I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
