Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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