I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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