Heybabeimwearingurpanties
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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