I got chris browned last night
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Randomize
