There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I have post one night stand depression
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