Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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