i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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