Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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