my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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