dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
When did angry sex become our thing?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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