I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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