She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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