We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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