Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
