so that wasnt chicken after all
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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