didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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