I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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