I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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