He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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