When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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