OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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