i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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