xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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