Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
