Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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