Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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