Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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