My brain says no but my pants say off.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
