it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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