do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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