How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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