You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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