were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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