So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Your cock deserves a montage
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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