so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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