If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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