Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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