i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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