i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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