do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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