I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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