So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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