Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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