I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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