I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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