White coat. Heels.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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